it can be any quote. inspirational, funny, witty, memorial quote. it could come from a book, a website or even a mass YUI-lover MSN chat.

NOTE: No expletives... if they enhance the joke even more, censor them please :P

POST IT HERE.


i just had one with natie. (i found it funny, not sure bout her haha)

I say:
i dont like being around weird pple anyway XD

natcoustic~ says:
Fine.

natcoustic~ says:
If you come to Toronto, I won't visit you at all.

natcoustic~ says:
And I"ll ban the Toronto YL members from seeing you too.

I say:
hey the Toronto YL members are cool k

I say:
i like being around cool pple

natcoustic~ says:
I'm cool too then.

I say:
no, ur weird

I say:
XD

natcoustic~ says:
But I"m a Toronto YL member toooo.

I say:
ur a weird Toronto YL. i dont like being around weird pple rmb

My Favorite Quote Of All Time Is:
YOUR GAY

"Be it good or bad, I'll be the boss..."

*Whips out big quote files*
Yes...call me lame. I have way too much free time...
I don't search for them anymore..
Yeah, I've got different quotes (love, sad, angry, etc) but these ones are inspirational type quotes.

"To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe."

"If you're not willing to risk it all, then you don't want it bad enough."

"Sometimes you need to experience the bad things in life to realize just how good the good things really are."

"Sometimes we must get hurt in order to grow, we must fail in order to know."

"The only person who can hold you back is yourself."

"Never say I've failed, say I've not yet succeeded."

"Obstacles are put in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for."

"even if they score 99 points, if you score 100 points you will still win!"

-Yoichi Hiruma

"There are no classes between humans, but many within humans."

"For love… There is no manual… Whatever conclusions you may have now… There is no simple answer to love… So it must be developed day by day… Today a little more than yesterday, tomorrow a little more than today…"

"Lots of things change with the flow of time… But there are things that never change. Things that are precious because they change, and things that are precious because they don’t change… Both are just as precious."

"Life is like a line, when your life ends, that is also the time when the line will stop moving. But whether it ends as a beautiful decorated line or a plain line, that will be up to you to decide."

"People indeed have two faces. The ugly one alone is not all that you are. What’s important is, to confront the opposite you without averting your eyes. Because being human being is having both of them in you."

"People end up believing the things that appear right before their eyes. Never confirming whether they are real or not… But, what’s truly precious is, intimacy. It might be invisible like the atmosphere, but it’s there."

"There’s no textbook teaching humans how to live. If it’s one’s own decision, I think that chosen path is the right one. But what is important is to be able to go back and repeat with courage. No matter how many times, humans can always restart."

"People are continuously seeking others. But, when things become unbearable, they push the responsibility onto others. During those times, people want to try giving others something personal. Only by doing so will they see what can’t hurt them."

"The reason for living, no one knows. That’s why, people are struggling with hardship. But that’s while not being able to see the opposite side of things. That’s why, even with hardship, there is hope of overcoming them."

"Sometimes, for the sake of protecting themselves, whilst not knowing it, they will tell some pitiful lies. However, the lie to others, in actual fact, one’s own self is getting hurt. That’s why, only to one’s own heart, do not betray it."

"In this era, everyone is desperately chasing after something. It’s almost as though to look back is something to be afraid of. But when lost, it is wished for one to stand still and stop. Because only then will what one does not notice appear. After that, once again, carefully stepping forward will be fine."

"In this era, completely treating oneself like a merchandise, without extreme makeovers, life cannot continue. But it’s wished for one to notice. Within each self, there are some things that cannot be changed. That, is true to you."

more to come :sry

"... McCain is so... passionate about Iraq, so focused on Iraq. That's his Viagra" - Arianna Huffington

my Fav quote :-

"the strongest shall survive, the weaklings shall die!!"

makoto shishio from rurouni kenshin..

:good

"A man can go on without wealth, and even without purpose, for a while. But he will not go on without hope."
By C. Neil Strait

"orewa homo janai! XDDD

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown in to the sea".

By the King

king cantona. If you have any idea what the hell it means tell me cos ur a genius.

I won't change my word,because that is my ninja way.
-Naruto-

"Make the world revolve around you. It's more fun to think that way."
Tendou Souji

"My favorite banana is food" - Kaoru Amane (YUI), Taiyonouta

How can anyone not remember this?!?!?!

In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.

A 30-year mortgage at Michael’s age essentially means that he’s buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.

I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War Two veteran killed twenty men and spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.

Yankee Swap is like Machiavelli meets Christmas.

There are several ways to tell if a perp is lying...
The liar will avoid direct eye contact. The liar will cover part of his or her face with his hand, especially the mouth. The liar will perspire. Unfortunately I spoke to Oscar on the phone so none of this is useful.

As a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy I've been doing surveillance for years. One time I suspected an ex-girlfriend of mine of cheating on me, so I tailed her for six nights straight. Turns out.. she was. With a couple of guys, actually... so. Mystery solved.

Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

When I die. I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time, to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.

When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

-Dwight Shrute; The Office

Dont eat me, I have wife and kids, eat them - Homer J Simpsons :sry :sry

waah haha XDDD its so kawaii nee :suki :suki

From Taiyou no uta when her father say she should just take off the anti UV suit in the ending part. "No, i f i do that i'll die. i want to live life to the fullest until i die(or something like that, i kinda forgot)"

a quote i make to my girlfriend. "love is not for the selfish who only wants to have, or keep it. True love is for those who can care for someone with all his/her heart without asking anything in return. I love you Nadira" :sry :sry :sry

i like this quote!
HAHAHA

It is my belief... that the truth is generally preferable to lies.
Albus Dumbledore,Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire,chapter "The Beginning"

waaah haha i got more XDDD :clap

my favorite qoutes....

"... at some point something must have come from nothing..."

"...wisest is she who knows what she does not know..."

"... there is only one thing i know...i know nothing..."

all the qoutes above are from my idol "Socrates' ^___^

"Nothing can come from nothing..."

"The onely thing we require to be good philosophers is the faculty of wonder.."

" to reach certainty about the nature of life, one must first doubt everything..."

"i think therefore i am/ cogito ergo sum.." - decartes

convo between me and bradley...

theres only 1 answer
I say:

she has a boyfriend
VWestwood says:

bahahaah
VWestwood says:

well... to bad sooo sad bahahha
I say:

shut up u
I say:

*fist*
VWestwood says:

*bends over*
VWestwood says:

BAHAH
VWestwood says:

that was wrong

awww thats sooo lame!

i like our sexual conversations to be kept private

That's a very good one!!
One of mine is
Booker T: can you dig it SUCKA!!

There's more but i am too lazy to think and find it.

One of my favourite quotes is:

"Love you will find only where you may show yourself weak without provoking strength."

it's by the german philosopher Theodor W. Adorno

There are more but i couldn't find them in english and they r hard to translate.